God, it's good to be back here! And is mamaphonic pumpin' these days, or what? I was here when she first started, way back when, then I lapsed into some kind of coma and forgot how important it is to be in a creative environment amongst inspiring people. Then there was the day my laptop crashed and took with it three years of my written and photographic work, which was, you know, not backed up and all...

So, I've got this shiny new system and I'm writing again and I got thinking about all the girls at mamaphonic who always inspired me to write a little better - or even just write a little more. Thought it time to connect again.

I used to use my real name around here but turns out I Google easy and I've got a sociopathic ex-husband on my case, so I'm all incognito. You might have known me once, maybe we drank wine and slept together, but now known as 'Water' and very happy to be back.

And tell my ex you haven't seen me!